Damn he hated it here.
The noise, the smoke, the smell. The smell was worst of all, which struck him as a little odd given what he usually spent his day around.
Sweaty, unwashed and grime covered people who must have only had noses for decoration. If this was the result of just being near them, imagine how bad they had it, walking around as the source. He figured a better use for the ale they swallowed with speed would be to turn the tankards upon themselves and whip out some stout, abrasive cloth. But then they'd smell like the ale.
He sat there, huddled in 'normal' clothes, watching his own mug of the swill evaporate, wondering why he'd come. It had to have been years since he'd entered such a place and he didn't like it back then either. Years since he'd had a drink, or had a conversation, or saw a friendly face, or interacted with anyone this side of death that wasn't trying to kill him. He guessed there was the reason. Years of solitude can do strange things to you.
Perhaps it was a pang of lonliness brought on by some subtle reminder of better times. Perhaps it was some rational idea that he should reaffirm his connection to the living he laboured so hard to defend. Perhaps he just needed a root. Whatever the reason, he had, with scarce consideration, trundled off in search of a tavern. Now that he was here, surrounded by happy, breathing folk, he felt like they could all stick it up their arse and get fucked.
Damn he hated it here. The noise, the smoke, the smell. The smoke was worst of all, which struck him as a little odd given his own abilities with flame.
Perhaps it was the source. About half the crowd had their lips around a pipe or rolled log of dry leaves. He'd never put a flame to anything of the sort and why you'd want to breathe it in was beyond him. Smelt like burning arse hair from the outside, imagine coughing up something that had that smell condensed. He tried to blow the offensive odour away from him, but his efforts were pointless. He felt like sparking each lit tip into a proper flame. See how the good folks liked it when their whole heads were alight. That'd fuck 'em.
Damn he hated it here. The noise, the smoke, the smell. The noise was worst of all, which seemed entirely understandble. He'd basked in silence for quite a long time, the only voice he heard was his own. Sure, some of the experiments uttered sounds but nothing of consequence. Certainly nothing as loud or sustained. He noticed several small groups holding conversations and wondered how they managed it. He could barely hear the voice in his head, not one of them. His ears seemed to hum in protest as the happy, breathing folk continued their verbal tirades against each other. Death might silence them, a potent plague for them all to choke on. See how loud they were when it was a lung they popped out instead of the latest, dull as fuck gossip about their neighbours. Tempting. So tempting.
Damn he hated it here and he was just about to leave.
OOC: All welcome. Lets get this show on the road.



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